Vonnegut banned in Republic, Missouri

In the wake of complaints from one Wesley Scroggins, a professor of management at Missouri State University and the father of several home-schooled children, the school board of Republic, Missouri, has unanimously voted to ban Kurt Vonnegut‘s Slaughterhouse Five and another novel on the grounds that they advocate principles contrary to the Bible’s teachings.

The second novel banned was Sarah Ockler‘s Twenty Boy Summer.

As the Christian Science Monitor points out, “Somewhere Kurt Vonnegut is laughing.” Here is a quote from Vonnegut, taken from the essay collection A Man Without a Country :

”And on the subject of burning books: I want to congratulate librarians, not famous for their physical strength or their powerful political connections or their great wealth, who, all over this country, have staunchly resisted anti-democratic bullies who have tried to remove certain books from their shelves, and have refused to reveal to thought police the names of persons who have checked out those titles.

“So the America I loved still exists, if not in the White House or the Supreme Court or the Senate or the House of Representatives or the media. The America I love still exists at the front desks of our public libraries.”
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Employee bilks hospital out of $1.5 million in the form of printer toner

The Wall Street Journal reports that a 33-year-old man by the name of Marque Gumbs pleaded guilty to stealing more than $1.5 million in the form of printer toner from Manhattan’s Memorial Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center.

Over the course of three years, Mr. Gumbs — a receiving clerk who earned $37,800 a year — ordered and diverted more than $1.5 million in printer toner and used the proceeds to  purchase designer merchandise, stay at fancy hotels and buy a 2011 BMW X6.

Mr. Gumbs would order the supplies from Office Depot and then instruct the company’s delivery drivers to meet him in the street, where he would take delivery of the shipment before it reached the hospital’s receiving dock.

The Manhattan District Attorney’s office is expected to recommend that Mr. Gumbs spend up to seven and a half years in prison in addition to forfeiting gains from the scheme.

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Human hamster wheel prints one-word text messages

 

A human hamster wheel designed to print one-word text messages onto pavement won an innovation challenge in Brooklyn over the weekend. The contest challenge was to “creatively move a person from one point to another without using any fossil fuels for propulsion energy.”

The winning team, named Jigawatts, made the text-messaging human hamster wheel in 72 hours out of scavenged materials. ”The wheel had its own phone number and was able to receive one-word text messages,” Design Taxi reports. “To print the text messages, the wheel was attached with cans of spray paint that were driven with actuators”; the ”text messages” printed on the ground as the wheel rolled over the pavement.

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Bone-rattling love song from tiny bug’s big organ

Science magazine this month reports on “a tiny bug with a big organ” — reputed to be the world’s loudest animal relative to its size.

“Specifically, the water boatman, Micronecta scholtzi, rattles its penis along grooves in its abdomen to produce a chattering song—that registers at 99.2 decibels,” according to the July 8 issue of Science. In human terms, that’s about the volume of a loud orchestra heard from the front row. In this case the instrument is about the width of a human hair!

The water boatmen are so loud when serenading potential mates that even though they do their singing from the bottom of a river, humans walking alongside the bank can clearly hear their song.

Researchers presented their bug analysis at the Society for Experimental Biologys annual conference in Glasgow.

And in case you missed this earlier news from Science, you may want to learn about poop-slinging caterpillars and sleep-deprived honeybees.

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